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NUMBER 2 - Our #2 Best-Selling Paydirt. NUMBER 2 is Loaded With Gold and Will Make Any Paydirt Aficionado Happy!Sale! $29.99 – $129.99 Select options
BA-DONKA-DONK - Twice The Gold! BA-DONKA-DONK Paydirt Has Twice The Gold Compared To Our Number 2!Sale! $39.99 – $199.99 Select options
GLUTEUS MAXIMUS - 3X The Gold! GLUTEUS MAXIMUS Paydirt Has 3X The Gold Compared To Our Number 2! This Is Packed With Maximum Gold!Sale! $49.99 – $249.99 Select options
KLINGONS IN URANUS PICKER BAG - Pickers From Uranus! Klingons in Uranus Picker Bag is Packed With Only Gold Pickers!Sale! $49.99 – $249.99 Select options
BIG ASS NUGGET BAG - Only Big Chunky Nuggets! BIG ASS NUGGET BAG is Packed With Only Big Chunky Nuggets. Perfect For Nugget Lovers!Sale! $59.99 – $279.99 Select options
DOUBLE TAP - Double The Nuggets! DOUBLE TAP is Packed With Double The Chunky Nuggets Compared To Our Big Ass Nugget Bag!Sale! $79.99 – $309.99 Select options
BATTLE OF KLENDATHAU - Pickers and Nuggets! Battle of Klendathau is Full of Both Pickers and Nuggets, The Best of Both Worlds!Sale! $49.99 – $249.99 Select options
PHIL McCRACKEN - Gemstone Paydirt. Phil McCracken is Filled With Semi-Precious Gemstones and Makes It Fun To Pick Gemstones From Uranus!Sale! $24.99 – $79.99 Select options
MONTEZUMA'S MYSTERY - The Search For 10 Grams Of Gold. Montezuma's Mystery Gives You The Chance To Find 10 Grams Of Gold In Your Paydirt!Sale! $49.99 – $249.99 Select options
PANNING KIT FROM URANUS - Comes With Paydirt, Gold Pan, and More! The Panning Kit From Uranus Has Everything You Need To Pan For Gold At Home!Sale! $29.99 – $39.99 Select options
THE BIG PACKAGE IN URANUS - Includes Panning Kit (Pickers), Ba-Donka-Donk (5 LB), Phil McCracken (5 LB), and Klingons in Uranus Picker Bag (5 LB)!Sale! Add to cart
THE BIG PACKAGE THAT DOESN'T FIT IN URANUS - Includes Panning Kit (Nuggets), Gluteus Maximus (5 LB), Phil McCracken (10 LB), Klingons in Uranus Picker Bag (10 LB), and Big Ass Nugget Bag (5 LB)!Sale! Add to cart