Welcome to URANUS!

We ship our famous gold paydirt to you Straight From Uranus!

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Gold-rich paydirt from Uranus comes from deep in the crack of America’s heartland.

All orders come freshly packed and shipped direct to you out the back door of Uranus.

Uranus can’t hold this paydirt forever, so you might as well order some today!

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Our #2 Best-Selling Paydirt is Loaded with Great Gold!

This Paydirt is Packed with Pickers!

Filled with Big Chunky Nuggets So Big, You’ll Scream Eureka!

Comes with a Panning Kit and 3 Different Paydirt Types!

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NUMBER 2 - Our #2 Best-Selling Paydirt. NUMBER 2 is Loaded With Gold and Will Make Any Paydirt Aficionado Happy!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 21 customer ratings
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$29.99 – $129.99
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BA-DONKA-DONK - Twice The Gold! BA-DONKA-DONK Paydirt Has Twice The Gold Compared To Our Number 2!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 21 customer ratings
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$39.99 – $199.99
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GLUTEUS MAXIMUS - 3X The Gold! GLUTEUS MAXIMUS Paydirt Has 3X The Gold Compared To Our Number 2! This Is Packed With Maximum Gold!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 21 customer ratings
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$49.99 – $249.99
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KLINGONS IN URANUS PICKER BAG - Pickers From Uranus! Klingons in Uranus Picker Bag is Packed With Only Gold Pickers!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 20 customer ratings
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$49.99 – $249.99
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BIG ASS NUGGET BAG - Only Big Chunky Nuggets! BIG ASS NUGGET BAG is Packed With Only Big Chunky Nuggets. Perfect For Nugget Lovers!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 20 customer ratings
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$59.99 – $279.99
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DOUBLE TAP - Double The Nuggets! DOUBLE TAP is Packed With Double The Chunky Nuggets Compared To Our Big Ass Nugget Bag!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 20 customer ratings
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$79.99 – $309.99
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BATTLE OF KLENDATHAU - Pickers and Nuggets! Battle of Klendathau is Full of Both Pickers and Nuggets, The Best of Both Worlds!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 23 customer ratings
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$49.99 – $249.99
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PHIL McCRACKEN - Gemstone Paydirt. Phil McCracken is Filled With Semi-Precious Gemstones and Makes It Fun To Pick Gemstones From Uranus!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 23 customer ratings
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$24.99 – $79.99
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MONTEZUMA'S MYSTERY - The Search For 10 Grams Of Gold. Montezuma's Mystery Gives You The Chance To Find 10 Grams Of Gold In Your Paydirt!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 7 customer ratings
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$49.99 – $249.99
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PANNING KIT FROM URANUS - Comes With Paydirt, Gold Pan, and More! The Panning Kit From Uranus Has Everything You Need To Pan For Gold At Home!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 12 customer ratings
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$29.99 – $39.99
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THE BIG PACKAGE IN URANUS - Includes Panning Kit (Pickers), Ba-Donka-Donk (5 LB), Phil McCracken (5 LB), and Klingons in Uranus Picker Bag (5 LB)!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 12 customer ratings
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$99.99
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THE BIG PACKAGE THAT DOESN'T FIT IN URANUS - Includes Panning Kit (Nuggets), Gluteus Maximus (5 LB), Phil McCracken (10 LB), Klingons in Uranus Picker Bag (10 LB), and Big Ass Nugget Bag (5 LB)!

Rated 5.00 out of 5 based on 12 customer ratings
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$149.99
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